about me!

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Why hello there. I am eloise, I am 22 and from Sydney, Australia. I work as a chef at a luxury hotel, and I REALLY like music (I don’t know if you can tell I don’t think I made it obvious enough) . I feel as though there isn’t too much to go ahead and say because it’ll be spoiling vibe of this whole blog. Personally when I log onto the World Wide Web to go have a little look-see of what other topics others feel is most important to them and the world right now, i’m not really reading past the first paragraph. And to be entirely fair it is NOT to be hateful, or disregarding of others mini biographies. While all I need to get started the most fundamental information I need to gather on someone before I dive into their brain about what they like to post online. I mean as far as I’m concerned i’m most likely already perceived as judgy? Maybe lazy? It seems fitting because I’m the kind of woman who likes what she likes and that is that.

See now I KNEW you weren’t gonna make it this far reading it, (if you’re a gen z’er of course) but to anyone who is born before 1998(?), I thank you for sticking around this long. At least you guys don’t need a subway surfers split screen to allow you to absorb the most basic information without having to do anything but listen, or use AI slop cantina videos to convey a basic message. But now, you may be thinking “but Eloise, how on earth did you manage to muster up your attention span to write a couple paragraphs.” I too, did use a subway surfers split screen to write this message. Thank GOD for iPads am I right?

Now, please enjoy my musical love, passion and hobby in the form of reading a potentially illiterate blog, disclaimer for any English degree people’s – idk. ( I didn’t do too well in skewl ok?) However, if it is not illiterate please enjoy it and don’t say shit! Happy reading and listening,

Lots of Love,

ELOISE XOX